N: Nonchalant

non•cha•lant : having an air of easy unconcern or indifference

        There's raccoons in my basement and I don't care.  It's a normal predicament for someone that lives in Australia.  Earlier this week, I encountered an injured koala bear laying by the billabong, and tried to help it.  How am I repaid? Well, by a bombardment of claws, of course!  It is this incident that has me in this state of indifference.
        These aren't simply normal raccoons.  They're organized raccoons, plotting my death.  Working in a tribe, the raccoons take advantage of this atrophy of my concern.  They'll eat my liver, microwave my heart, nibble my toes, and grill my fingers.
        It's routine for the intelligent, human-eating raccoons.  So, I sit in my office chair and wait.