H: Heretical

he•re•ti•cal  2: of, relating to, or characterized by departure from accepted beliefs or standards.

A Letter to Phineas Gage

        Just because you survived having a railroad spike go through your head doesn't mean you rule the world.
        You used to be so kind and benevolent.  Always willing to lend a hand, you stood by people through tough times.  Proper etiquette used to be your specialty.  Now, we write this letter to ask you this question that we believe is on everyone's mind:  What happened?
        Your standards of behavior are unacceptable.
        Now, you scream, curse, and put yourself on such low standards it's despictable.
        Please look into correcting your heretical behavior.

Sincerely,

The Civilians